Don’t forget we have to wake up Green Day tomorrow.
me: wow this is fucked up
vagina: idk it’s kinda hot :|
me: vagina no
vagina: ( ͡ ° ͜ʖ ͡° )
i was taking pictures of the new puppy
when i look out the window to see the older dog just
I really like this gif because Stitch does that little squinty thing that animals do when they’re really happy and relaxed and you can tell that he’s having such a superb time playing that little ukulele
when people don’t wash their hands after using the bathroom
Kids Bop (Anaconda): My Anna-Momma don’t want none unless I get my homework done!